Me: "Ok, it's time for bed..."
7-year-old: "No! I don't want to go to bed...it's not fair!"
Me: "I know. But it's late and it's time for bed. Hop in, please."
7-year-old: "Not fair! When I am a grown-up and I am going to stay up as late as I want! And I'll have as many animals as I want! And I'll do fun things...like, like...go fungee jumping!"